| Yesterday...
I paid the last of the income taxes
Today...
We will play tennis
Tomorrow...
I hope it rains
Currently Wikipediaing:
Queen (band)
Sixpence None the Richer
Battle of Marston Moor
Davy Jones (actor)
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| After making us wait all that time, he pled guilty. What a waste of a Thursday...
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| The Christian Science Monitor is publishing Jill Carroll's account of her time as a hostage in Iraq. The article includes video clips, maps, etc.
Hostage: The Jill Carroll Story
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| JONESTOWN, PA -- Official sources report that 5 small goats captured on a local lawn this morning are "probably not linked to Al Qaeda or any another terrorist organization." The goats apparently escaped from the local Ruminant Detention Area, but were quickly spotted by two computer programmers and a rather useless dog. The trio detained the goats until agents from the Animal Apprehension Agency (AAA) arrived to take them into custody. An AAA spokesperson said that the goats' ultimate objectives are currently under investigation, but their goals likely included shrubbery mutilation, flower bed invasion, and various low-level forms of mail fraud. No such incidents occurred this morning, but eyewitnesses did report evidence of minor grazing and pooping. In response to this attack, the Department of Garden Security raised the Nibbling Alert Level from Goldenrod to Saffron. |
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i'm ill. physically ill.
and
it's because of your stupidity.
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